🎬 Why Not Just Legalize Prostitution?
A deadpan PSA proposing police stations repurpose empty jail cells for state-facilitated commerce. "We have the infrastructure. We have the staff. We're just sitting on an untapped revenue stream." Phase 2 hints at DMV and public library expansions.
Pittsburgh Police Unveil "Cuffs & Kisses" Initiative
Icelandic mascots as actors: Bónus pig (Police Chief), Krónan coin (Budget Officer), Klói cat (Reporter). Generated via DeepSeek v4 Pro → Remotion character components → FFmpeg render.
🛠️ Stack
LLM: DeepSeek v4 Pro (xhigh reasoning) — script generation, ideation, character development
Agent Skills: remotion-dev/skills · CloudAI-X/threejs-skills · dgreenheck/webgpu-claude-skill
Animation: Three.js WebGPU + TSL shaders + React Three Fiber
Rendering: 480×270 → 4× nearest-neighbor upscale → 1080p
Post-FX: UnrealBloomPass (strength 1.5, threshold 0.6), NO antialiasing
Scripts: ./scripts/generate-article.sh · ./scripts/generate-storyboard.sh
LLM in the cloud, rendering on your GPU.